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Amazing facts - Beleve It or Not

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All these are weird yet true .. Also add yours if you know any 01. A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death. 02. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. 03. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. 04. A snail can sleep for three years. 05. All Polar bears are left-handed. 06. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class. 07. Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day. 08. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. 09. Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age. 10. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. 11. Butterflies taste with their feet. 12. Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about ten. 13. Cat's urine glows under a black light. 14. China has more English speakers than the United States. 15. Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't we...

Top 100 lines from movies

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1 I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. 2 Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. 3 I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. 4 The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list. 5 Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer. 6 Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. 7 We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. 8 Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand. 9 We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. 10 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. 11 Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 12 War...